Coffee is crap because it is finite
crap reason    good reason    not sure
People also think Coffee is crap because it:
doesn't go well down flights of stairs [crap good]
makes people come over all cosmopolitan and business-like. [crap good]
makes you poop [crap good]
can't really be drunk in the evening [crap good]
...I just can't think of any possible reason. [crap good]
takes too long to make. [crap good]